Alturas Golden Ale

Atmos

47 cal.

Alturas Golden Ale

Sold Out
Crisp & Coppery Golden Ale

Thick-headed, coppery, with a neutral malt profile and a pleasant bitter finish, it reminds us of the most refreshing altbiers.

4x16oz.

$13.00

Barrel-Aged NA Milk Dark

Atmos

Barrel-Aged NA Milk Dark

Sold Out
4x16oz.

$18.00

Cerveza Con Limon Mexican Lager

Untitled Art

40 cal.

Cerveza Con Limon Mexican Lager

Sold Out
Lager with Bare Hint of Citrus

You'll pick up a hint of citrus on the back end of this quenching lager, which is as good a brew as we've found under 50 calories.

6x12oz.

$18.00

Company Pils

Southern Grist

98 cal.

Company Pils

Sold Out
Nashville's Palate-Pleasing Pilsner

Perfectly crisp pilsner made from Mandarina Bavaria and Crystal hops. A pint of pure pleasure.

4x16oz.

$16.00

Cosmos Peanut Butter Milk Dark

Atmos

Cosmos Peanut Butter Milk Dark

Peanut-Buttery Mountain Stout

Like a Reese's cup dipped in Guinness. This soul-warmer stands apart with its toasted peanut note and touch of sweetness.

4x16oz.

$13.00

Craft Cider

Sober Carpenter

Craft Cider

Sold Out
Beautifully Dry Apple Cider

Tart and thirst-quenching, this is the perfect non-beer N/A brew.

4x16oz.

$14.00

Free Wave Hazy IPA

Athletic

70 cal.

Free Wave Hazy IPA

Sold Out
Award-Hoarding Hazy IPA

Free Wave sauntered into the 2020 Int'l Beer Competition and smoked all comers, booze-beers included. End of story.

6x12oz.

$14.00

Hoppy Refresher

Lagunitas

0 cal.

Hoppy Refresher

The Iconic Hop Seltzer

This is the classic: Lagunitas was dazzling beer drinkers with this hop seltzer when most were like "hop...seltzer?"

6x12oz.

$11.00

Italian Pilsner

Untitled Art

Italian Pilsner

Sold Out
Hopped-Up Pilsner

Italian pilsner is hoppy. This one is jacked up on Hallertau Mittelfruh and Strata hops. Benvenuto a Flavortown!

6x12oz.

$18.00

Kora Double Hop IPA

Atmos

52 cal.

Kora Double Hop IPA

Sold Out
Awesome Idaho IPA

The word Kora means “journey.” This IPA straps you in shotgun, burns rubber, runs a red, and summarily mows down a hop field.

4x16oz.

$14.00

Locals-Only 16-Pack Sampler

Killjoy Non-Alcoholic Shop

Locals-Only 16-Pack Sampler

16-Can Sampler!

Can't quite commit to a case? Grab this and sample a wide-ranging assortment of beers. For Eugene, OR only.

$45.00

Lychee Sherbet

Untitled Art

Lychee Sherbet

Sold Out
6x12oz.

$19.00

Mojito Mocktail

Clever

Mojito Mocktail

Sold Out
Mojito Mock-Up!

MO-jito? More like NO-jito (as in alcohol, mint in your teeth, and bartenders hating you). Seriously though, this is good.

4x12oz.

$13.00

Moscow Mule

Clever

Moscow Mule

Sold Out
Gingery Moscow Mule Ringer
4x12oz.

$13.00

Non-Alcoholic

Old Milwaukee

Non-Alcoholic

Sold Out
Ol' Time Chugger

Alright nostalgists, hipsters, and just normal people who just want a damn N/A beer that's not all fancy, here's Old Milwaukee's classic lager.

6x12oz.

$10.00

Organic Session IPA

Sober Carpenter

Organic Session IPA

Sold Out
Chuggable Organic IPA

A mellow IPA with subtle hop flavor and a smooth, slightly bitter finish. Winner of Silver at the 2021 USA Beer Ratings.

4x16oz.

$13.00

Pink G & Tonic

Clever

Pink G & Tonic

Delicious "NO RAGRETS" G&T

Commence cocktail party. This brings the personality of an herbaceaous, aromatic G&T without bringing the pain.

4x12oz.

$13.00

She's Golden Blonde

Busty Lush

She's Golden Blonde

Sold Out
Female-Fronted Golden Ale

A crisp and clean San Diego-bred golden that will make you feel like you're basking in the Southern California sun.

6x12oz.

$14.00

Ship-Anywhere 16-Pack

Killjoy Non-Alcoholic Shop

Ship-Anywhere 16-Pack

$69.00

Stratus Helles

Atmos

Stratus Helles

Sold Out
Smooth, Mellow, Classic Helles

What our buddy who still drinks drinks. A classic Helles with a frothy head, plus notes of bread and grass and crisp Saaz hops.

6x12oz.

$14.00

Upside Dawn Golden Ale

Athletic

50 cal.

Upside Dawn Golden Ale

Sold Out
Clean, Crisp Golden Ale

Upside Dawn is, as founder Bill Shufelt says, the beer that delivered N/A from "the stone ages.” Crisp, clean, and refreshing.

6x12oz.

$14.00