0.0 Citra Hop Seltzer

Hoplark

0 cal.

0.0 Citra Hop Seltzer

Scintillating Citra Hop Seltzer

A deftly crafted concoction that delivers belief-straining flavor for the low cost of ZERO calories. Kiss your Lacroixs goodbye.

6x12oz.

$14.00

Athletic Lite

Athletic

25 cal.

Athletic Lite

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The Ultimate Post-Workout Lite Beer

Extremely full-flavored for its caloric payload, Athletic Lite has half the calories of Bud Zero and is precisely eight times as good.

6x12oz.

$14.00

Barrel-Aged NA Milk Dark

Atmos

Barrel-Aged NA Milk Dark

4x16oz.

$18.00

Beers of the Moment Case

Killjoy

Beers of the Moment Case

Sale
What We're Drinking Right Now!

Right now, summer '23, these are the favorites we’re popping nonstop.

Full Case

$50.00 Regular price $54.00

Black Butte

Deschutes

Black Butte

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The Iconic PNW Porter

It's back! Dark and bursting with chocolate and coffee notes, this PNW icon could convince any booze-beer lover to go N/A for life.

6x12oz.

$14.00

Blonde Ale

Sober Carpenter

55 cal.

Blonde Ale

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Crisp, Refreshing Blonde Ale

Golden-hued, low-cal Canadian refresher with a slight maltiness and gentle hop bitterness.

4x16oz.

$13.00

Boating Enthusiast Pilsner

Self Care

Boating Enthusiast Pilsner

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Crisp, Creamy Pilsner

Mosaic hops and a signature West Coast hop blend make this crisp, slightly bitter pilsner perfect for the summer.

4x16oz.

$17.00

Cascadia Super Gose

Self Care

Cascadia Super Gose

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Kickass Pear/Strawberry Gose

Self-Care's brewer/chef team first concocted this refresher for a gnarly gravel-bike race. They call it the sports drink of beers.

4x16oz.

$17.00

Cerveza Atletica

Athletic

60 cal.

Cerveza Atletica

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Refreshing Coppery Brew!

Our top draft pick out of a taco truck ice tray, Cerveza Atletica is coppery and malt-forward, smooth and creamy.

6x12oz.

$14.00

Cerveza Con Limon Mexican Lager

Untitled Art

40 cal.

Cerveza Con Limon Mexican Lager

Lager with Bare Hint of Citrus

You'll pick up a hint of citrus on the back end of this quenching lager, which is as good a brew as we've found under 50 calories.

6x12oz.

$18.00

Cerveza Sin Nombre Mexican Lager

Untitled Art

Cerveza Sin Nombre Mexican Lager

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6x12oz.

$18.00

Chocolate Milk Stout

Untitled Art

Chocolate Milk Stout

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Chocolatey, Milky, and Stout

Chocolate and lactose make this deep, dark stout hit the spot on a cold winter's night. Good for the soul.

6x12oz.

$18.00

Company Pils

Southern Grist

98 cal.

Company Pils

Nashville's Palate-Pleasing Pilsner

Perfectly crisp pilsner made from Mandarina Bavaria and Crystal hops. A pint of pure pleasure.

4x16oz.

$16.00

Craft Cider

Sober Carpenter

Craft Cider

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Beautifully Dry Apple Cider

Tart and thirst-quenching, this is the perfect non-beer N/A brew.

4x16oz.

$14.00

Freak Flag IPA

Self Care

Freak Flag IPA

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Creamy, Triple-Hopped Hazy IPA

Pleasantly malty, beautifully murky, built on Talus, Azacca, and Sabro hops, we'd pour this creamy hazy for any IPA snob.

4x16oz.

$16.00

Free Wave Hazy IPA

Athletic

70 cal.

Free Wave Hazy IPA

Award-Hoarding Hazy IPA

Free Wave sauntered into the 2020 Int'l Beer Competition and smoked all comers, booze-beers included. End of story.

6x12oz.

$14.00

Fresh Hop Seltzer

Atmos

0 cal.

Fresh Hop Seltzer

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The Champion of Hop Seltzers

Boasting zero calories and a subtle hop flavor, this anytime thirst-slayer is fresh off a big hop-water win at the Int’l Beer Awards.

6x12oz.

$10.00

G & Tonic

Clever

G & Tonic

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Delicious "NO RAGRETS" G&T

Commence cocktail party. This brings the personality of an herbaceaous, aromatic G&T without bringing the pain.

4x12oz.

$13.00

Guinness 0.0

Guinness

70 cal.

Guinness 0.0

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The Worldwide Stout Icon

You’ll think Fitz the barman pulled this pint. Down to the ultra-fine, creamy head and the widget in the can, it’s as Guinness as it gets.

4x16oz.

$14.00

Hazy IIPA

Untitled Art

Hazy IIPA

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200% IPA, 0.5% ABV

Untitled Art gone and done brewed a DOUBLE IPA with no alcohol, they did. It's a humdinger.

6x12oz.

$18.00

Heineken 0.0

Heineken

75 cal.

Heineken 0.0

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Unmistakably Heineken

If passing as its boozy brother were a crime, Heineken 0.0 would be guilty as hell. It's ultra-refreshing and unmistakable.

6x12oz.

$12.00

Hellraiser Dark Amber

Wellbeing

80 cal.

Hellraiser Dark Amber

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Killer Amber with an Apricot Note

A slightly hazy amber with a frothy head and just a hint of dried fruit, it’s one of our favorite N/As out there.

6x12oz.

$17.00

Hoppy Refresher

Lagunitas

0 cal.

Hoppy Refresher

The Iconic Hop Seltzer

This is the classic: Lagunitas was dazzling beer drinkers with this hop seltzer when most were like "hop...seltzer?"

6x12oz.

$11.00

Irish Red

Sober Carpenter

45 cal.

Irish Red

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Unique Irish Red

Gently nutty with coffee and caramel notes, this unique Irish Red will make you feel like you’re having a great craic at your local.

4x16oz.

$13.00

Juicy IPA

Untitled Art

Juicy IPA

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3.71 Rating on Untappd!

Citra and Mosaic hops power this fruit-forward hazy, Untitled Art's very first NA IPA.

6x12oz.

$18.00

Kolsch

Best Day

55 cal.

Kolsch

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E-Z Drinking Light-Hopped Kolsch

Light, crisp, easy-sipping kolsch. Water, barley, hops, and yeast—and nothing more—make this as pure and refreshing as it gets.

6x12oz.

$17.00

Kora Double Hop IPA

Atmos

52 cal.

Kora Double Hop IPA

Awesome Idaho IPA

The word Kora means “journey.” This IPA straps you in shotgun, burns rubber, runs a red, and summarily mows down a hop field.

4x16oz.

$14.00

Locals-Only 16-Pack Sampler

Killjoy Non-Alcoholic Shop

Locals-Only 16-Pack Sampler

16-Can Sampler!

Can't quite commit to a case? Grab this and sample a wide-ranging assortment of beers. For Eugene, OR only.

$45.00

Madagascar Vanilla Cream Ale

Wellbeing

90 cal.

Madagascar Vanilla Cream Ale

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Vanilla-Tinged Cream Ale

A gold-tinged ale made with cold-pressed Madagascar vanilla, this is refreshing, vibrant, and sweet.

6x12oz.

$17.00

Mango Dragonfruit Fruited Sour

Untitled Art

80 cal.

Mango Dragonfruit Fruited Sour

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Vibrant, Satisfying Sour

Untitled Art's intensely flavored sour is brewed with real mango, pink guava, and red dragonfruit.

6x12oz.

$18.00

Mojito Mocktail

Clever

Mojito Mocktail

Mojito Mock-Up!

MO-jito? More like NO-jito (as in alcohol, mint in your teeth, and bartenders hating you). Seriously though, this is good.

4x12oz.

$13.00

Moscow Mule

Clever

Moscow Mule

Gingery Moscow Mule Ringer
4x12oz.

$13.00

Non-Alcoholic

Old Milwaukee

Non-Alcoholic

Ol' Time Chugger

Alright nostalgists, hipsters, and just normal people who just want a damn N/A beer that's not all fancy, here's Old Milwaukee's classic lager.

6x12oz.

$10.00

Orange Peel Wit

Untitled Art

70 cal.

Orange Peel Wit

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Belgian-Style Wit Brings the Ripeness

A little more orange and a little less coriander characterize this perfect sipper (or pounder) from Untitled Art.

6x12oz.

$18.00

Organic Session IPA

Sober Carpenter

Organic Session IPA

Chuggable Organic IPA

A mellow IPA with subtle hop flavor and a smooth, slightly bitter finish. Winner of Silver at the 2021 USA Beer Ratings.

4x16oz.

$13.00

Partake IPA

Partake

10 cal.

Partake IPA

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10-Calorie IPA. Seriously.

Ten calories. That’s roughly what you absorb by driving past an Arby’s—and you’ll be amazed at how far they go in this crisp IPA.

6x12oz.

$14.00

Pastry Porter

Surreal

72 cal.

Pastry Porter

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Coffee-and-Cocoa-Nib Porter

A swirling mix chocolate, coffee, and vanilla, this dessert-like brew will warm you from the inside out.

6X12oz.

$17.00

Peach Gose

Partake

15 cal.

Peach Gose

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Low-Cal, Slightly Sweet Gose

They call it a gose, but we call it more of a fruit beer. Frothy and tart with a mild finish, it’s a great low-cal gateway to...

6x12oz.

$14.00

Run Wild IPA

Athletic

70 cal.

Run Wild IPA

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Piney IPA for Sierra Nevada Fans

Piney, citrusy, and perfectly bitter, this is the classic West Coast IPA that has minted a million NA believers.

6x12oz.

$14.00

She's Golden Blonde

Busty Lush

She's Golden Blonde

Female-Fronted Golden Ale

A crisp and clean San Diego-bred golden that will make you feel like you're basking in the Southern California sun.

6x12oz.

$14.00

She's Passionate Tropical Weisse

Busty Lush

She's Passionate Tropical Weisse

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A Sour Awash in Island Fruit

Forget the mai-tai: This passionfruit and dragonfruit weisse is 12 ounces of tropical paradise.

6x12oz.

$14.00

Ship-Anywhere 16-Pack

Killjoy Non-Alcoholic Shop

Ship-Anywhere 16-Pack

$69.00

Stratus Helles

Atmos

Stratus Helles

Smooth, Mellow, Classic Helles

What our buddy who still drinks drinks. A classic Helles with a frothy head, plus notes of bread and grass and crisp Saaz hops.

6x12oz.

$14.00

The Believer Case

Killjoy

The Believer Case

Sale
Winning Converts to the N/A World!

Don't know where to start? Start here. A lineup that could convert any booze-beer lover, it shows N/A at its best.

Full Case

$52.00 Regular price $62.00

The Low-Cal Case

Killjoy

The Low-Cal Case

Sale
Barely a Blip on the Caloric Radar!

Forget "light" beer with booze. These four N/A brews pack a shocking amount of flavor for their paltry caloric payload.

Full Case

$50.00 Regular price $54.00

Upside Dawn Golden Ale

Athletic

50 cal.

Upside Dawn Golden Ale

Clean, Crisp Golden Ale

Upside Dawn is, as founder Bill Shufelt says, the beer that delivered N/A from "the stone ages.” Crisp, clean, and refreshing.

6x12oz.

$14.00

West Coast IPA

Untitled Art

West Coast IPA

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Classic West Coast IPA

Drink like it's 1997! Old-school West Coaster brewed with Cascade, Centennial, and Simcoe hops.

6x12oz.

$18.00

White Ale

Sober Carpenter

55 cal.

White Ale

Citrus-and-Coriander Witbier

Take Hooegarden’s flawless six-century-old citrus-and-coriander recipe—now make it booze-free and just 41 calories.

4x16oz.

$13.00